Angels or Devils - Dishwalla

Friday, August 17, 2007

A Piece Of Advice~~

Let professor bear give all of you a piece of advice when doing facial masks..

Rule number 1: Do NOT Laugh

Rule number 2: Do NOT talk to someone who will make you laugh

Rule number 3: Do not put your status as away, because someone will still make you laugh


Advice number 1 : If you have a chao tah face, please do a whitening mask

Advice number 2 : If you have moh peng face ( face full of holes due to sqeezing, poking, proding, itchy hand keep touching face.. etc..), please do an acne mask

Advice number 3: If you have super super snow flaky skin( very dry.. due to too much swimming or basking in the sun), please do a hydrating mask..

Advice number 4: If you have oily face, please do a oil control mask..

Advice number 5: If you have normal face, please do a pore cleansing mask..

Advice number 6: IF YOU HAVE ALL THE ABOVE.. I DON"T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGE TO GET IT..

MY ADVICE IS: PLEASE GO TO A PLASTIC SURGEON.. MAYBE HE/SHE CAN HELP YOU.. IF NOT, ZI JI BAO ZHONG, HAO ZI WEI ZHI, AND GOOD LUCK..



bear bear is walking on the road..
AHHHHHH~~~~
MONSTER ARRRR~~~
WAD SAI IS THAT????
OMGF..
THE FACE..
CHAO TAH..
MOH PENG..
FLAKY SKIN..
OILY..
WORSE THAN SAI!!!!!!!
* faint *

Some paw press 995..
tutu on the phone: moshi moshi..
watashiwa tutu desu..
requesting an ambulance immediately..

Pee Poh Pee Poh Pee Poh~~~~

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